Tesla Tests Their New Drunk Mode

Bill Davis
5 min readMar 25, 2021

A Tesla on autopilot crashed into a Michigan State Police car parked on the side of the road, lights flashing.

LANSING, Mich. (WLNS) — Michigan State Police said a Tesla on autopilot drove into a Lansing area trooper’s patrol car.

It happened around 1:10 on Wednesday morning as the trooper was investigating a car vs. deer traffic crash on I-96 near Waverly Rd. in Eaton County.

MSP said while investigating that crash with their emergency lights on, a Tesla on autopilot drove into the patrol car.

Tesla was testing out their new drunk mode. I’d say it was a smashing success!

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